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C: So lieutenant, where exactly were you?
M: Well, we...
G: Thank you.
M: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
C: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
M: Because I was inverted.
I: Bullshit...
G: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted.
C: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
M: Yes ma'am.
C: At what range?
M: Um, about 2 meters.
G: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
M: Was a nice picture.
G: Thanks.
C: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
G: Communicating.
M: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!
G:You know, the finger